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вот второй перевод.
Business was far for a midnight when our guerrilla group which is being deep rear at the opponent, conducted development of actions on struggle against boredom.
- Soon on March, 15th also it will be necessary to lead decisive battle, - the commander said, - It is necessary so to strike on our enemy that it ran carelessly! Necessary I shall provide with all you in a point "P" (why "P" anybody to ask was not solved for the terrible sight of the leader predicted to sit on a lip up to the nearest flood to the one who will appear the most brave).
Having directed us on business military, it has jumped on the horse with a strange name "Ceed" and.... It was dissolved in air... Even fumes has not begun to smell! (euro-4 as in any way).
While we with comrades collected thoughts on shelves and fastened mouthes after seen and heard, whence the voice from above was distributed: - everything from above is visible to Me, you you can be sure of that! Lya-lya-fa....
It from the fighting task the pilot of our nuclear bomber the Wanderer came back. The unique person in the repertoir which in air of feels better, than on the ground! It with ease on a pack of cigarettes "Belomor" will find where the north and where the south, but without ceremony by means of a compass will not find where at us the next glade.
Yes? Here such people at us fly... And to whom it is easy? Well, something I have deviated from a subject, in fact speech at all that occurs THERE, and that occurs HERE!
I shall tell purely on a secret, that to us have entrusted the General Staff.
Under the preliminary arrangement, all guerrilla group of the Moscow area there was a task in view: on March, 15th, 2008 to lead супер confidential operation on maintenance of good mood to everyone who will gather in a point "P" forces and means available in our woods.
Time the party has told " it is necessary! " - guerrillas have answered " is! " Also have begun to realize dreams! Women суетились on kitchen, men collected tanks from that that was, and that there was that and have grown fond then all group, but also it already other history...
So, about the main thing: on March, 15th 6-30 mornings. The pipe plays rise. The first and Second incorporated guerrilla groups wake up and prepare (first of all morally) to 100 km a march-throw.
8-00 that day
First detachment going on a farm before log cabins in composition three fighting cars. Last verification before March by a throw and roll-call:
- Taxied!
- it is I!
- That does mean I?! Your I where must it be? Correctly! AFTER HELM! you why not in place?
- In place! To conducting of holiday ready! Provided oneself smiles higher than roof - pockets hold apart!
- So. With it all clear. Crew alike reached me yet with first world. And where radio operator?! Samael! you where?
Voice broadcasts from the loud speakers of portable radio transmitter:
- And I am already a long ago ready! I simply stand and wait, when we will depart!
So, my part partisan going and we were pulled out on meeting with the second.
9-40
18 km of MKAD.
Association of two detachments under one colour "White strip on the aerial".
They waited us in the special pocket. Masked under trees and thought that we would not notice them! Not likely!
We left from cars and hugged in a friendly manner, as though not seen one hundred years.
Nasha air secret service is Wanderer and his faithful companion Light, our earthly secret service agents - Shumakhery, and main tank crew member - Olegus.
9-45
The report Is received, that the basic forces of boredom come. - we cannot hesitate more, - I shouted from the armored car, - FORWARD, FRIENDS!!!!
9-55
Our column бронетехники joins two more cars from those who does not ask superfluous questions, and simply does the business.
10-30
Us already 12 cars and we on approach to a preliminary point of gathering on Minsk highway.... When I have seen this pocket filled by cars, I have understood, that guerrillas will not die never! Heart shouted - "Hurrah!!!!". The brain spoke - "us much so we shall win!". And the soul was pleased to that in a column all goes the most necessary for a victory over boredom! I at last managed to look in eyes of the commander and to understand, that on its person the doubt was dissolved and there was a firm confidence that all will be good...
Nearby
11-15
Commander gives отмашку a flag and we go to attack!
12-00
We borrow a small house and we are dug round. While supply brings up provisions, we prepare to hand-to-hand. We share on 4 mouths on color of eyes (red, dark blue, yellow and green)...
- And at me not such eyes how at everything, - I have cried, - I that, I shall not go to attack, yes?! I was supported by an one and a half more ten person, and the leader has put to me a hand on a shoulder and has told: - And you, Kensai, I charge to preserve our rears! - Is, comrade the commander!
16-00
Persistently preserved all together. Have saved everything, that could! Damages it has not been noticed!
17-00
Have collected all alive from a battlefield, have given to drink tea, have fed with meat and have warmed. The General Staff has personally contacted us and has congratulated winners. Then our leader has told, that this point referred to "P" because there were we for the HOLIDAY!!!
We bore a charge of vivacity and a positive! And each of you has brought with itself a smile, and has carried away the whole two! Our guerrilla group with a problem means has consulted!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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